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“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
A school full of dummies, but they actually work hard. This school gives you tons and tons of schoolwork to do and it will make you stress asf! But you know, its called pre-college work, so like yea. BUT BUT overall don't go date no guys over there too, they are all stupid and dumb ass fucks too!
Hey, you heard about Nova Classical Academy?
Yeah? Why?
Its kinda gay
Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj
Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.
"Classic Freja" -used to describe annoying immature children who hurt people and then wonder why they end up alone
Tim: Joe started being mean to Sarah and now he's crying because he has no friends
Carl: oh "classic Freja"
wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
what makes wiggly classics no 1 is that we talk bullshit about other groups we think we are better because we know how to use scripts rigs and shit
in Czech language: "Klasické GG"
means saying gg in an emotional way, expressing you are screwed up.
In English:
Guy A: Hey we didn't pass the test.
Guy B: This is Classic GG.
In Czech:
Chábr A: Hej nedali jsme ten test s Habibim.
Chábr B: Tak to je klasické GG.