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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 13, 2024


Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019


House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017


computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell March 30, 2007


Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022


hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023


computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019