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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 18, 2022


primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.

Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022


ace boon coon

A close friend.

Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

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Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.

"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later

by CallMeManaMan February 17, 2019


Cooned out

When you get treated worse than a slave

“My boss has me cooned out, he is making me work overtime with no pay.”
“My car is cooning me out today, the alternator died.”
“My buddy is dicking down my girl behind my back, he cooned me out.”

by Finna dive in it November 20, 2020


coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022


Coon Rapids Middle School

a middle school filled with bops wannabe thugs and ugly fat bitches that think they cute anytime you walk in the bathroom its a nigga smoking in that bitch or engaging in other nefarious activities

nigga 1 - you hear about the nigga that brung a gun to coon rapids middle school

nigga 2 - which one?

by crmsnigga33 January 2, 2024