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A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.
It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
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When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.
Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.
100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.
I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄
A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath
After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"
Old man that has gets blue balls
Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house
A bed, usually used when meant sexually.
It's about time to put her up on the cotton board
Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”