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A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath
After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"
Old man that has gets blue balls
Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house
A bed, usually used when meant sexually.
It's about time to put her up on the cotton board
Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”
“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”
“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.
It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
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a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like
"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP