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(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
A woman from 25-35 who likes younger men typically 18-24 but she isn't yet a full cougar until she reaches 35. She is fun and horny and loves to have sex with younger men.
Yeah I got me a cougar trainee she loves my young dick.
Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"
"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"
"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.
-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Bro your chick's old!
-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.
Not a milf, not a momma, but some middle aged divorcée with money to spend on a younger counterpart.
Ngl but Cruella Deville is a sugar cougar.