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the best band it WHOLE world!!! we all miss scott! RIP dude you made the band go big time!!
RIP:SCOTT of bleed the dream we'll never for get you
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Bruh, I had a dream that I had sex with a hottie and I got a wet dream
Eww what the hell dude?
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(adj.) A woman who's over 18 years old, yet look like they are under the age of 15. Usually when they have pigtails in their hair, their age appearance seem to diminish into the 6 - 13 year range.
*looking at a picture of a girl with pigtails on Facebook*
Guy 1: Awww, Samantha was a cute little girl! How old was she in that photo? 6?
Guy 2: Um... she's 18, and that photo was taken a week ago.
Guy 1: OH GOD! She's a pedophiles dream!!
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if you watch dream smp you know this sad depressing time.........
george: dream!
dream: george!
sapnap: DREAM.....................................sapnap :(
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a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
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Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.
"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.
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getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you
"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"
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