Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass....

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!

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Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.

kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

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Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(

Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

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So how did you find out about lil peep?

A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.

Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?

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***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

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