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When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.
“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”
When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.
“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”
1) the Art of getting money
Ex. Even though it's not my birthday, but I'm always getting cake. I'm on a cake diet!
n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.
That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.
A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.
Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”
Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”
Quinn “Man Diet Coke lime is bad”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”
The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.