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Banging a chick without a boner.
I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.
When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.
I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.
The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.
“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”
“I know I only came for the turn dogs”
When a dog owner positions their beloved companion to appear to have taken their own selfie.
My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!
A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.
The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.
The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.
Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.
To keep watch, or lookout, ready to report. Often while concealed.
You keep dog while I break in.