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Being in charge of a project or planned activity, whether work related or not.
WORK: “We need to all be on the same page with this project, so we need a good outline and a game plan.”
“What are you expecting me to do? You’re driving the bus!”
FREE TIME:“Hey, when are we meeting at the theater and which movie are we seeing?”
“Shoot, man, ask John. He’s driving the bus.”
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1. To be sober/clean, therefore able to operate motorized vehicles safely
2. To agree with someone's thought/idea
1. I haven't had a drink today, I'm cool to drive
2. I like ice cream. Jimmy hates ice cream. He's not cool to drive
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Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks
man you remind me of bed driving
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A particularly unattractive woman. A lady whom, if you were passing whilst driving, you would be "disinclined to use your horn".
Jaysus, look at the head on that silent drive-by. She has a face like a melted bucket.
Fuck me Simon, but your missus is such a dog, I'm afraid she'd get a silent drive-by.
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When two people haven't seen each other for a long time, and instead of saying hi and catching up, one gives another a quick hug to be polite and continues on their way.
"Did you see that? I haven't seen him in two years and all he did was give me a drive-by hug!"
"He probably doesn't want to talk to you. You did cheat on him with his best friend."
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"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.
"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.
Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.
This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.
*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4
B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..
A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
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Inverse Drive-by Douche:
1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
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