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A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed
On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
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Mythological view of our world
Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
the biggest hoax in the world.
People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.
1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!