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a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3
it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!
Thai actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.
Earth pirapat is so hot, he is daddy!
A Thai BL actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.
Earth pirapat is so hot!
Mix is such a lucky guy.
A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed
On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.
Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.
An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"
"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."