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A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
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Mythological view of our world
Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.
Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.
Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.
An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"
"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!
1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.