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When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
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1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
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1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face
2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face
3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face
4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
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The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
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When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
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A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.
See that guy with that barber?
Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!
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When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.
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