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Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.

Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.

by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009

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Fan Dan

Scots abbreviation of "Fancy Dan"

A flashy, ostentatious person, often one who lacks real skill and is foolish etc.
Old equivalent of hipster. Used mainly as a generic light hearted insult.

Have you seen the nick of that guy with the wayfarers on, what a fan dan.

by rabsda January 13, 2010

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Steelers Fan

The most fake, cocky, arrogant, dickriding NFL fan base this side of the Mississippi. Many claim to be loyal fans but in reality they just cheer for them because they're popular and that is ALL. There are loyal fans out there that truly bleed black n yellow (or gold) for the most part but chances are if you've encountered a Steelers fan outside of Pittsburgh, that person decided to jump on the bandwagon and dickride.

Steelers Fan 1: "every other team besides us are gay because we're the best"

Rest of the NFL: "go fuck yourself"

no offense to "true" fans of the steelers

by SCT June 11, 2013

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Avril Fan

I guess I'm one. Avril isn't exactly liked by everyone, but I don't hate her. Actually, I think she's a good singer. I realize that some people don't recognize her talent because they're too busy being brainwashed by their friends to think she sucks. But she doesn't. There's a song on her CD that describes her dead Grandfather. I can relate to that.

Prep: omg AvRiL r0x0rs my s0x0rsssrrsr!!!11!!11

Normal person: Avril is gay and she sucks!!!!

These are two very different extremes. I digress onto my own opinion.

Me: I like Avril's music. I find it as something that I can relate to.

by Veronica Uotani (lol) August 27, 2005

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Eagles fan

FAGS. Homos who play third string quarterbacks that pay more attention touching the centers genitals than scoring touchdowns

Nick is such an Eagles Fan.

by Jamal M. October 21, 2007

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Avril Fan

A fan of music artist, Avril Lavigne. Not a "poseur", "kiddie", or "wannabe". Someone of any age, from anywhere in the world, who enjoys her music, and isn't afraid to be who they are. Doesn't follow the "Avril is a total poseur" trend, and can stand up for their own opinions.

See Avril-Lover.

Individual: I'd have to say I'm a pretty big Avril fan. She's awesome!

Follower: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? LIKE, OMG!!!!!!!! YOU LIKE THAT GAY ASS POSEUR??????? WTF I HATE YOU!!!!!!! I MEAN, C'MON, SHE'S SUCH A WANNABE!!! I GUESS YOU ARE TOO, THEN!!!!

Individual: Uh...okay there...let's just calm down. Deep breaths. In...and out. Good.

Now, then. Liking someone's work doesn't make you a bad person. It's just my opinion. I'm entitled to it. No one FORCING you to feel the same.

by nickchik April 19, 2006

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Bengals Fans

A small group of people under the delusion that the Cincinnati Bengals are the best team ever, despite them being in fact the WORST team ever.

Bengals Fans: OMG THE BENGALS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR!!!

Everybody Else: ...Their 0-6.

by Cameron Hughes October 19, 2008

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