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when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened
Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.
A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.
Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.
When you last too long and you have to masturbate in a corner because you haven't come yet
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"
"Elijah took a lonely Annie sad fap after he couldn't finish"
To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )
"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"
1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.
It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O