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A month like Destroy Dick December, but in February.
¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February?¨
¨Hell yeah brother!¨
The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.
I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.
A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.
Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.
When you last too long and you have to masturbate in a corner because you haven't come yet
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"
"Elijah took a lonely Annie sad fap after he couldn't finish"
To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )
"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"
1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.