fart tent

The process of farting underneath the blanket, creating a tent, and sniffing away

Man, i drank some milk the other night and made one hell of a fart tent afterwards.

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fart attack

when one has multiple violent farts in a single sitting

gee patrick you just had a fart attack

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Car Fart

1) When the driver of a car equipped with power windows farts, and locks the windows creating a "gas chamber".

2) a way of getting out of giving unlikeable people a ride.

I won't ever get a ride with Steve ever since he made a car fart. John started throwing up and Jenny passed out!

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acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

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chest farts

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.

Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."

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fart tolerant

A household that generally allows open farting as the norm. Farts are not held in with members of the household.

Jennifer comes from a fart tolerant household.

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fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

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