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father M kayhee

What you call a priest who touches alter boys.

Son what was the priest name who touched you, father M Kayhee,did you tell him that your bumbum is not for funfun. . Yes dad.

by djsred August 08, 2021


father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010


just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.

He is a piece of shit just like his father.

by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth January 24, 2012


ivica's father

his son is a serbenbastard

"My son is a serbenbastard.", repeatedly spread by ivica perkovixxer's father (ivica's father).

by coolcommand3 April 18, 2025


Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 16, 2021


Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024


maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man

by April 29, 2025