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My feet are cold

You have cold feet so you searched this up.

Gay 1: Hi.
Gay 2: Hi, my feet are cold.
Gay 1: Okay.

by defnotmimi July 2, 2022


six feet high

When you hang yourself, you gotta go six feet high before going six feet under.

Person 1: have you seen jerry recently?
Person 2: yeah man he went six feet high
Person 1: oh damn

by Cyberfr3@k14 December 18, 2022


the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

We've been standing here talking a donkey's year and the dog is at my feet, so I better get home before my wife eats the head off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 26, 2022


2 left feet

To be clumsy; a clutz

"Gee, Bobby! You keep on tripping it's like you have 2 left feet!"

by Fvxkboii June 3, 2015

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little kid feet

when the bottom of your feet are black/brown/any other color from being barefoot and not washing them. a little kid may never get to scrubbing his feet in the bath, and they may remain dirt encrusted if this is the case. you can say the phrase with extra disdain if it has been 3+ days and the dirt is still there. but mostly if someone has been running around barefoot all day, they'll end up with little kid feet. and you know what? that's okay.

"yo, have you seen kiwi's feet today? he's got bad little kid feet"

"yeah, that's mad gross, but i'm not going to shun him. dude just likes to be barefoot."

by tuuesday April 20, 2009

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Walt Disney Feet

Feet that are so dirty and weird, they're like Goofy's jank ass feet.

Damn, Andrew's got a mad case of Walt Disney feet.

by Nutpucker June 10, 2018

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Bread pan feet

Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.

Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.

Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.

by childplease July 28, 2009

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