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i love feet

feet are fun to play with and hug and eat and make cute noises with and do the silliest things with it ever

I REALLY I LOVE FEET!

by sword16 April 10, 2023


Miss Freaky Feet

A gorgeous White milf with size 10 feet. Usually completely unaware of just how sensual their feet can be, & just how many men are fapping their feet-loving cocks to them.

"Hey, did you get a chance to see Rebecca's new pedi? She's such a tease!"
"Miss Freaky Feet got a new pedi? Sweet! You think she knows what we wanna do to them?"
"Not at all; that's so hot"

by PrettyFeetPumper February 1, 2023


the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

We've been standing here talking a donkey's year and the dog is at my feet, so I better get home before my wife eats the head off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 26, 2022


2 left feet

To be clumsy; a clutz

"Gee, Bobby! You keep on tripping it's like you have 2 left feet!"

by Fvxkboii June 3, 2015

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little kid feet

when the bottom of your feet are black/brown/any other color from being barefoot and not washing them. a little kid may never get to scrubbing his feet in the bath, and they may remain dirt encrusted if this is the case. you can say the phrase with extra disdain if it has been 3+ days and the dirt is still there. but mostly if someone has been running around barefoot all day, they'll end up with little kid feet. and you know what? that's okay.

"yo, have you seen kiwi's feet today? he's got bad little kid feet"

"yeah, that's mad gross, but i'm not going to shun him. dude just likes to be barefoot."

by tuuesday April 20, 2009

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Walt Disney Feet

Feet that are so dirty and weird, they're like Goofy's jank ass feet.

Damn, Andrew's got a mad case of Walt Disney feet.

by Nutpucker June 10, 2018

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Winn Dixie feet

An adjective describing one's feet that are dirty, sandy or stained from mowing the grass.

This is derived from actual shoppers spotted at Winn Dixie Stores in the south.

Amanda mowed the grass in flip flops and now has Winn Dixie feet.

Shaun: Ya lets go get something to eat.

Amanda: I cant go yet, i gots winn dixie feet

by I<3Tebow March 29, 2010

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