Being a whole female

Out here being in your feelings and switching moods every second, posting your feelings on Snapchat and lip singing like you got cheated on

Becky: Ugh whatever bro idc

Becky bf: ok bye
Becky: no wait I’m sorry

Becky bf: you out here being a whole female

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Fuck a Female February

Challenge for men to go out and get laid by any means possible during the month of febuary. This is mainly to inspire virgins to do the deed and become a part of regular society

Guy 1: “How’s Fuck a Female February going dude?”
Guy 2: “not great, Ive asked 3 girls out on dates but all of them rejected me”
Guy 1: “sorry to here that bro, good luck”

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female english teacher

The most liberal teacher ever. She is the queen of political correctness and will most likely kick you out of her class or give you an office referral if you use gay/homosexual as an insult, but to be honest you probably deserved it. She enjoys overanalyzing anything from The Epic of Gilgamesh to Romeo and Juliet. Some people probably strongly dislike her, but you'll learn to love her once you get past the fact that her quizzes over acts/chapters are insanely hard.

CAITLYN: Hey, how did you do on the Romeo and Juliet Acts 1 and 2 Quiz?
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.

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Female Reddit user

Non existent

A- Hey man do you know of any female Reddit users?

B- what’s a girl

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Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

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Female Yellow Fever

Any white female who has left the normal boundaries of wanting to be with a white male and gone for Asian boys. Generally scene, these boys can be 1/4+ Asian, from the countries of Japan or Korea.

Man, I can't believe Jamie developed female yellow fever, the bros will be jealous.

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Female camel bump

The awkward bump women have over their pubic bone.
Usually seen when they wear tights/leggings

WOahh Bobbi has a huge FCB " Female camel bump "

next time she should wear a longer shirt to cover that shit...

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