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Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019


mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 24, 2014


Flat River Racers

The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.

Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?

Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !

by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019


Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020


flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t November 7, 2008


Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!

by The Bizzle 1978 March 17, 2014

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž