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A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.
“Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?
something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in
Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌
What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”
Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts
dude you smell like "grandma nuts"
The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced
Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.
grandma Shirlee : "when i was younger i wanted to be older
this shit is not what i expected."