hob goblin

a socially awkward person who has their own unique language and life style compared to normal society; the lifestyle often consist of strange or outdated music, odd clothing and strange catch phrases no one has heard of.

ex 1.
"Dude did you hear that kid?"

"Ya, what was he saying?"

"I don't know man it was weird!"

"Total hob goblin!"

ex 2.
"Hey isn't that Powder?"

"No thats just that hob goblin kid!"

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orange goblin

See Hulk Hogan

The Orange Goblin cold-bloodedly murdered Bret Hart's wrestling career.

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Goblin Shark

A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger

Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark

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cock goblin

1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)

1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!

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sarm goblin

Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.

John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.

Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.

John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.

Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)

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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

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porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

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