Golden Shower

What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

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golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

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Golden Oreo

-noun

1. An Asian person who acts like he/she is white.

Asian person: Hey, wanna go see a Jay Chou concert?

Golden Oreo: Nah, I don't really like his music. But there's a Wilco concert on that same day, so we could go to that instead!

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Golden Fountain

A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.

Is the definition not enough?

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golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

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Golden Girl

A girl who is down for a simple sexual encounter. She uncomplicated, drama free, and just dtf. The only time she'll text you is for sex. She is not just a booty call. She is girlfriend material, but she's doesn't want the relationship anymore than you do.

Meg is such a golden girl. Chill, hot, and no strings attached, what more could I want?

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golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important

ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol

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