man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe
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Despite Elliott Green's small stature, he has a big heart.
And a comedically large Lego collection.
He's that guy from primary/elementary school who'd bring in the coolest toys.
Guy 1 - "Look at tha goofy ahh Elliott Green all short n' stuff, could legit curl him"
Guy 2 - "Dont be a twat"
When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.
Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."
Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."
The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.
The walls were frating green
When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.
Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.
Irene Greene is a old teacher, who is pretty thicky boi.
Fredo: Damn that teacher thick
Mads: Yes, its because its an Irene Greene
The guy who plays fire music with the aux for loveliveserve.
"Timothy Green play some heat!"