Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!
Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.
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Man, I thought we were about to get our asses beat, until the white hats showed up.
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ANY HAT WORN SIDE WAYS OR WITH A FLIPPED UP BRIM ALSO THE HAT MAY HAVE A STICKER ON IT OR A TAG THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE TRASH
A FAG HAT IS USUALLY CUPPLED WITH A PAIR OF PENGUIN PANTS KNOWN AS SKINNY JEANS THEY SOMETIMES SAG THESE PANTS SHOWING THEIR DIRTY STANK BOXERS AND FOR SHOES THEY WEAR CLOWN SHOES WITH THE LACES DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND IF YOU SIT AT THE MALL YOU WILL SEE THESE LOSERS EVERY WHERE WHEN I SEE A HAT FAG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF
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An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.
Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"
Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."
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To sleep with 3 guys from the same fraternity or 3 girls from the same sorority.
Dude I can't believe you finally got the hat trick with that house!
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an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis
You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!
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