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one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!
When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'
A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”
Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa
Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.
Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.
The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"
Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"