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Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.

The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.

by Hasaki the Confirmed Pipe Bomb July 27, 2023


hopping the horse

like the phrase "jumping the gun"; doing something too soon

Don't you think getting married at the age of 18 is hopping the horse?

by Culversisdelicious November 26, 2012

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The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012


Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019


wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019


Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021


Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021