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The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
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A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
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In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
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The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
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The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
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People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
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Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?
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