Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer

I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer

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vertical spooning

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

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Fancy A Spoon

A question asked to someone who the user wishes to make a fool of, or 'burn'. It can be flawed, as it relies heavily upon the person asked, answering 'why?' as seen in the example given below.

1st Person: Fancy A Spoon?
2nd Person: Why?
1st Person: So You Can Eat My Ass!

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spoon man

An almighty being full of power and beauty. The spoon man is perfect in every way possible and deserves all the love and respect in the world. We worship spoon man and spoon man alone.

Spoon man: I am the almighty spoon man
filthy heathen: ah yes spoon man bless us with your wisdom and power

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caramel spoon

a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel

also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon

in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved

only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler

masters of the almighty caramel spoon

"samus could eat a caramel spoon "

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Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!

Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!

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Spoon the wall

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

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