4 to 1

A trance band centered out of Portland, Oregon. Known for their unique style of songs. Great music for dances and partys. Leading members include: Ian G, Kevin M, Crystal S.

Person 1: Hey, did you see 4 to 1 the other night?
Person 2: Yeah they were amazing.

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n+1

No matter how many of something you have you always want one more.

Number you have = n, the number you want = n+1.

What is the number of bicycles you need? n+1: one more than what you have now.

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Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

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The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

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October 1

Where the bitch named Kathryn was born

you know who you are Mrs I'm 14 years old and good at math and born on October 1st

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May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

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May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

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