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When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.
"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."
In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.
A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
Someone that speaks with an Italian american accent
Trini has a relaxed brain
Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.