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Man Law

The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.

"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.

by Man Law September 8, 2006

217πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Moore's Law

Moore's Law states that the number of integrated circuits in a CPU doubles every 18 months.

This "law" was named after Dr. Gordon E. Moore, cofounder of Intel Corporation. Originally, this was an observation he wrote in his article in the April 19, 1965 issue of "Electronics" magazine, in which he describes the general progress of integrated circuits. His original estimate was 12 months, then ten years after he wrote the article, he changed it to 24 months. Since then others - not Moore - have split the difference to 18 months. When it became apparent that his observation was becoming more accurate, they simplified his observation and called it Moore's Law. And people have been applying Moore's Law to everything from clock frequency to the number of transistors in a CPU of any printed circuit board.

According to Moore's Law, the Pentium 4 should reach the 2.8GHz speed from the current 1.4GHz in 18 months.

by Zenkage May 2, 2005

48πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


jude law

Actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total bastards but he's just so damn pretty you love him anyway...

Check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like Wilde, Closer etc...

by Zoecb January 18, 2005

152πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


ally law

A Ally law a crazy ginger YouTuber who will do anything for views
Dye and cut his hair even
His life is a madness

And doesn’t take Ls
And makes good videos

Ally law

It’s a madness

Omg dude I just climbed into a building and escaped the police

Wow man you just pulled an ally law

What’s that

Search ally law on YouTube and subscribe he does that daily and he even broke into the big brother house

Wow man that’s sick

Ikr go look now

by Ally laws biggest fan August 26, 2018

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Claudette's Law

Dbd Things's quote in the Clown's Room Of Death

Claudette's Law states that anything stupid that can be done, will be done

"I like Claudette's Rule because I adhere to it closely"

by Claudette with Self Care February 22, 2022

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 27, 2009

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


laws of thermodynamics

Farts are composed of hot gases, and therefore rise.

When the bean bombs explode, obey the laws of thermodynamics, and hit the dirt to avoid poisoning.

by Jeff Bombson November 26, 2006

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž