If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.
Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.
Holding onto something without any value, similar to hoarding, ultimately hoarding useless things.
Dan: Bro why are you friends with shayla hah?
Asma: I’m not what do you mean??
Dan: Ohhh sorry she has only one friend, I don’t get why they’re Bobbi-Jo-Ing
The act of attaching a small camera onto the tip of the penis, wrapping the wire around the shaft and sticking the battery pack up the butts hole. Upon completion, inserting said camera/penis into the anus/vagina.
Plumbing (ensure to pronounce the "B")
After out last Plum"B"ing escapade, we had to stop at Best Buy to gather new equipment for our next adventure.
Scrolling through the comments of an Internet post just to find outrageous arguments.
Alex2013- "This video is awesome!"
SludgeMan45720- "Fuck you, asshole! One direction sucks cock!"
Me- "Don't mind me, just spect-hate-ing."
Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing
When two or more people try to be more woke than the other.
Tom and Frank are Woke-ing off each other, by trying to proving who is more woke.