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An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.
Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!
B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.
True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back
Inserting ones junk into a trach stoma. Generally the only way a person of Irish descent can achieve this feat.
Young Shamus was proud to watch the young lass gagging, albeit was only achieved in an Irish deepthroat.
Irish kiss is when a guy has his eyes closed tongue out licking another's anal region.
"John gave his girl an Irish kiss in front of her parents!"
The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.
John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.
(verb)- To put an apple in the mouth, and pour milk in the vaginal area, before sexual intercourse, to loosen up and lubricate.
Baby im gonna give you the old irish lunchbox if you play your cards right.