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The main character and of VR game Boneworks. He is a spy for Gammon and looks over Monogon.
Ford: What up, son?
Nullbody: Hey!
An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
"Ford" acronym for a pickup truck found on road dead. Fords can be found on the road dead at any time regardless of the age of the vehicle. Fords are sold with a puppy of varying breeds for companionship while waiting for the tow truck.
It's a good thing I got a puppy with my Ford. I thought it tricks when ever I was waiting for the tow truck.
Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
At least Ford is better than Toyota...
What I've lost prior to government failure of forced abortion my family had over 150 Ford's before graduated licensing
Can Trudeau replace $8,400,0⁰⁰ and my Ford's