dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

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Homeless Dave

A homeless man, once described by a young woman to a severely GINGER young man.

Hey Homeless Dave!
Iya Helenest!

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compu-dave

one who spends an extreme amount of time on the computer, related to computer addiction.

Man that guy spends all his time playing pinochle on yahoo, he's turning into a real compu-dave.

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Dangerously Dave

You know ya wanna hug Dangerously Dave to bits

Mental, sarcastic, twatty, innocuous, feline, spayed Dangerously Dave

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dave mustaine

After being kicked out of Metallica for being a whiney little bitch Dave Mustaine formed Megadeth a half decent band. Everything he does is second best leading to the catchphrase.... "Dave Mustaine sucks balls" I hear that.

Dave Mustaine is used as an insult to a person that is a whiney little bitch.

Oi, Dave Mustaine dry your eyes mate!!

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dave chapelle

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."

Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.

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dave chappelle

Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.

Im rick james bitch......

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