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jess

Biggest fuck you’ll ever meet. definition of a piece of shit. Will absolutely take your money and never pay you back. Cheap bastard with no job and no morals

damn it I’ve got jess as a roommate.

Fuck dude , he’s gonna steal all your shit

by NoPo12 February 21, 2018


Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 05, 2005


Jess

Complete and utter cunt

Ah Jess man she’s a proper slag

by BigDickWeeb June 12, 2019


Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

by rukegbaigbulg June 08, 2011


Jesse Lacey

Frontman for Brand New. Probably the most emo man that has ever lived. Amazing songwriter. Besties with John Nolan.

Jesse Lacey is the emo god.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008


Endless Jess

A gay faggot with a shitty youtube channel that couldn't break through 20K subs despite having been making his content for several years now. Is very known for being a hypocritic that can only dish it out but the moment he receives the slightest bit of criticism he lashes out in Endless Sperging.

-Dude, I watched Endless Jess like you said, but it was so unfunny, why would you recommend me this shit?
-Cuz it's funny how he'll sperg when reading this definition.

by Aspieham November 06, 2017


Dirty Jesse

That one fat friend you have who likes to E-date everyone and likes to talk shit about you no matter what. They also act like they are tough shit but in reality have a small penis and are the target of most pranks and jokes.

You know this person? Yeah he’s a real Dirty Jesse.

by Alfackpencil69 August 05, 2019