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A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.
My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.
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n. matzoh,matzos
-A brittle, flat piece of unleavened bread, eaten especially during Passover.
Seth went to the store to buy some jew bread but came back with herpes.
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A Lover of All Things or People that are Jewish; Dates or Hooks-Up Mostly with Jewish Women/Men; Is attracted to jews
Theodore has had sez with 30 jewish girls, he's such a Jew Lover.
Jew Lover
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To behave in a manner completely opposite of a Jew.
Someone who constantly wants to pay the way for another person, generally over a long period of time, which in the end may lead to severe arguments
MBartender, Can I have 2 Gin & apple juice - Thanks
KIt's ok I'll pay.
M No, you have paid for heaps of things recently, Movies, Dinner and you bought me drinks all last night!
KNo, don't be silly, i'll pay
MLook, don't try and Reverse Jew me again.
KShutup faggot, let me pay or i'll bottle you
M(Cries & accepts defeat)
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An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.
Friend One:
Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?
Friend Two:
No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.
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A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.
1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!
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Suits that Jewish people used to sell to black people. Known because they are flashy which caused black people to look uneducated and dumb for buying.
"Did you see Michael Irvin on NFL Sunday Morning Countdown?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying with the coke stains on his Jew Suit. You know he is a sharp dresser. I should go waste my money like him: different suit every Sunday."
"Yeah he should be in church"
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