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Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.

Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...

by glenbruce August 12, 2009


curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by April 14, 2023


ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017


Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 05, 2024


Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023


Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023


botjensquarihan jockey

someone in a group that is basically a punching bag/victim to everyone. They usually think they are popular but, are tricked into being thought of this but manipulated into doing things for people or having things done to them.

Kid: I didn't know you were friends with Rick!
Kid 2: He is just a botjensquarihan jockey

by jjjjjj111111 March 18, 2022