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an Absolute king, a real nigga who thugs it out, when theres a problem the world panics but not Joel not him for he, he composes himself he is him
Joel is such a laid back chill king everyone wants to be his friend extremely trustworthy with the softest, fluffiest and nicest hair you end ever lay your fingers on also he hits a new bench pr every time his back is on that luh bench
Is that Jole? Shiii of course i could notice that fluffy amazing smelling hair from miles away! Joel is so cool!
He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.
someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.
Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel