When one’s hands are very voluptuous
Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump
Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok
"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"
"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"
The act of masturbating.
Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant
“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”
Visa johnson is your mom 🤠
Whats your moms name? Visa johnson
Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠
whats your moms name? Visa Johnson
A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down
If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!