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Perennially number one in basketball, wrestling, ice hockey, and baseball in MD...located in Bmore, but you can find playas from Hoco, cville and Sp...say sump'n.
I didn't go to high school - I went to Mount Saint Joseph.
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Joe Smith was a failed con-man who finally succeeded by fooling people into believing that he found some gold plates with a record of the ancient inhabitants of the Americas in the ground and "translated" them by sticking his head in his hat and having the words magically appear. When he was unable to sell his "book" he founded a religion the mormons, because much to his surprise, many people actually bought his crazy story. (Mormons are also known collectively as the morg)
Despite a life of crime and sexual liasons with the children (some as young as 14) and the wives of his followers, he succeeded in gathering several thousand followers and founded a city in Illinois where he, as mayor, was able to escape justice from all the crimes he had committed in Missouri and Ohio. But after his sexual liasons with teenagers and other mens wives exposed in a newly founded newspaper, he ordered it destroyed and committed treason against the U.S. by ordering his private militia in to action. While awaiting trial on the treason charges he ordered his militia to come and break him out of jail, but the messenger he sent refused to join him in his treasonous acts. He was killed in a gun battle with a vigilante mob, but mormons claim he managed to kill 2 of the vigilantes.
Because of Joseph Smith's penchant for abusing his power to fuck the teenage daughters of his followers, a married middle-aged man who uses a position of power to fuck a teenager is Joseph Smithing.
Did you hear Mr. Toolman, the girls basketball coach got caught Joseph Smithing one of the girls on the team?
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Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.
Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off
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The gayest ho ever. Sucks DICK. eats shit. fucks his brother
That Guy is Jeremiah Joseph Bruce
Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.
Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.
Daddy Joseph Morgan is the most perfect human in the entire world. He has an 12 inch big dick and is super romantic. He has the perfect british accent and has the most beautiful smile.
‘’ Who is that guy with the 12 inch big dick?’’
“ Oh, thats just Daddy Joseph Morgan”
A dark haired, dark eyed, cutie with an amazing smile that makes ones heart skip a beat. Loyal to a fault and loving through and through. An amazing artist, guitarist, video gamer, and cook. His kiss will undoubtedly make you weak at the knees.
My love.
My life.
My best friend.
That's Stephen Joseph Carey.