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A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
a name that good looking Mexicans have.
"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
“Hey do you know juan?”
“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“
Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool
a horse
person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"
In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony
Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony
Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan