July 25

The day my baby was born, I love him so much

Me: what’s your birthday

Chris: July 25
Me: sweet bro, fuck off

July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch

Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"

July 24th

national titty pic day

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?

july 24th

july 24th is national ask out ur crush day.

ASK THEM OUT ON JULY 24TH ALREADY U PUSSY🤭🤭

July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

july guy

big flex

he’s a july guy bro

July 3

National Suck Another Dick Nigga Day

Hey its July 3 you know that means its National Suck Another Dick day lets kiss

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