The 'k' Trap

When having a conversation with someone via text message and you happen to piss that person off so bad that they only reply with the letter 'k' for 2 or more messages. Note: One may use 'K.' for more effect.

Tom: Did she forgive you last night?

Jeff: Nah, I got caught in the 'k' trap

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Cynthia A. A. K.

Cynthia is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. She’s kind, generous, funny af and not to mention, THIQUE. She’ll make your day so much better by just seeing her smile. Her quirks are all qualities that made you love her as a person.

I love you Cyn - Mel

•”Cynthia A. A. K. is my best friend because she’s amazing in all aspects.”

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k-day

K-day or kiloversary refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th k-day or kiloversary.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my k-day is.

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The Barb K

Getting railed by three men simultaneously, all of which are named mike.

"Man that girl straight up got The Barb K last night!!!! She ain't gon walk right for a week nigga!!"

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k doks

okie dokie; okay
basically a Approval; agreement

person a: ill see you later
person b: k doks

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special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

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k bomb

Shortened version of knowledge bomb, technically a noun but more often used as a verb. Indicates a sudden deployment of knowledge all over a recipient's face, much like bukake.

Johnson: Dude, you can't imply that she's a slut.
Jack: Well, you can't imply that I said that!
Johnson: I didn't imply, I inferred, faggot. K bombed.

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