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Dice Kings

A drinking game requiring two 6-sided dice, a cup, a lot of alcohol and people. The best amount of people is 4-6. More are welcome, but it takes a while for the dice to make it around the circle. There are a lot of rules, so it takes a couple rounds to get used to everything, but once the game starts going, it's very fun. The rules are as follows:

Dice Kings

This game is in an experimental, testing process. All rules are susceptible to changes at any time, so feel free to jot down some suggestions.

Objective & Rules:
„X The object of this game is to be the first team to reach 6 points. If a team gets more than 6 points, then that team goes back down to 4 points and each member of that team must drink.
„X What you need: 2 dice, 1 cup, and some way to ¡§tag¡¨ someone
„X Players are divided into 2 teams and placed in a 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, etc¡K sitting pattern
„X The dice are rolled once, then passed to the left
„X If someone throws up, that team¡¦s points are lost
„X If someone rolls a die off the table, everyone pours a little of their own drink into one cup, and the die loser must drink the new beverage (if both dice fall off of the table, then the roller must do this twice)
* ¡§Never Have I Ever¡¨ house rule: Once one person has 5 fingers down, e
veryone else must drink as many times as they have fingers up.

When one rolls double:
1s. Everyone but the roller drinks
2s. Choose: You ¡§tag¡¨ someone that must drink every time that you drink
(this rule is ignored during Waterfalls). Someone tagged cannot be tagged by another person.
3s. 2 points for the roller¡¦s team
4s. All of the girls drink
5s. Roller must remove one article of clothing/ ¡§Never Have I Ever¡¨ *
6s. All of the guys drink

When one doesn¡¦t get doubles, but rolls a combination equaling:
3. 1 point for the roller¡¦s team
4. The roller chooses who drinks
5. Last to touch his/her own nose drinks
6. Person to the left drinks
7. Heaven (Last to put his/her arms up drinks)
8. Person to the right drinks
9. Roller drinks once
10. Waterfall
11. Roller drinks twice

Eamon, Dawson, Dave and Shane

by Dawson, Eamon, Dave, Shane September 16, 2006

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Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

20👍 4👎


King Leopold

1.An authority figure who rarely or never visits the place he rules, but instead leaves his cruel underlings to terrorize his subjects.

After the Belgian King Leopold and his brutal absentee rule of the Congo.

Dave: Damn, John, I didn't get the 15th off like I was promised! It's my sister's wedding! I'm calling the District Manager!

John: Oh, you mean King Leopold? He doesn't give a shit. Besides, he only comes around here once or twice a year.

by BReal81 April 29, 2007

17👍 3👎


king of the portal

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.

Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal

by Sylvalant March 21, 2006

29👍 10👎


kings of leon

cool, drawling american band!!

if jack daniels was a rock band it would sound like this!!

by Sexystrokesgirl03 December 7, 2003

415👍 178👎


kings of chaos

A game that's entertaining at first, gets you addicted and eventually you realise it requires almost no skill. The people that have the highest rank just have the highest number of geeky followers "clicking their link".

I just realised, Kings of Chaos sucks!

by Sh4w March 11, 2006

375👍 160👎


we the kings

A really good punk pop band that helped me get thru my last break up...they're actually from Florida (Bradenton) they're not to popular rite now but they are gaining popularity so listen while you can, and when they do sell out, you can say "I listened to these guys back in the day....yeah you know what I'm talkin about"

Listening to We The Kings made me realize that I didnt really love her, I just fooled myself into thinking that

by fill in the blank March 11, 2008

233👍 97👎