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When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness
12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe
12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.
Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.
Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"
"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.
"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"
When you are playing a normally smooth-running game that begins to lag due to heavy action at that moment.
"Dude, last when I was playing Medal of Honor I was taking fire from all sides. Major action lag"
"My new PC with 8 gigs of RAM couldn't stop some of the action lag from WoW"
When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !