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Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
A sickly boy, maybe insane, loves pugs, pug bias
Luke Epperson is crazy
You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!
a fucking dumbass who have a micro penis
Jim-"hey you know luke Devasher"?
Timmy-"Ye the kid with the micro penis"?
Big bruh moment. 6’4” jazz legend who yells at the 2019-2020 WPHS band but with love. Great field commander. But still sucks.
Luke Mazure was on the news with the band. How lame.