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A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.
"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."
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Wind Lake is a tiny town, in where if you were to sneeze while driving you would pass it up. There is more bars and churches than places to eat, and zero grocery stores. There is always good fishing. 'Pistol Pete' is one of the cops in Wind Lake, and he is the best one. Wind Lake is unincorporated, and is home of the one and only Chupsters.
Do you want to go fishing on Wind Lake or Waubeesee Lake. Wind Lake, WI
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The point at which a player of Call of Duty: Black Ops in the "Gun Game" is most likely going to earn credits back from the wager match. When the tier of the China Lake grenade launcher is obtained, there are only two more tiers to get kills with remaining in the game. China Lake Status almost guarantees that the player will be "in the money."
Mike: "I just got a kill with the M72 Law. I've got the China Lake now."
Logan: "Awesome! Now that you're on China Lake Status, you're most likely gonna win some credits from the wager match!"
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1. A song by Fall Out Boy that talks about where they grew up (Willmette,Illinois, a little north of Chicago). Chicago's weather is affected by Michigan Lake and often causes the surrounding area to be colder.. hence the term "lake effect".
2. A kid from Chicago.
1. Boomerang my head
Back to the city i grew up in
Again and again and again and again
Forever I'm a lake effect kid
I've got the skyline in my veins
Forget your night times
Summer love on a gurney with the squeaky wheel
And Joke us, Joke us
'Till Lakeview Drive comes back into focus
2. Joe: Where are you from?
Steph: I'm a lake effect kid.
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Located in Seattle, WA.
Strictly speaking, Lake City Way between NE 95th and NE 125th streets.
Infants found in garbage cans. KFC's making meth. Ricks and prostitution. Probably, next to Aurora, the diciest and trashiest part of holier than thou Seattle.
That KFC over there used to be a meth lab. Seriously. The one in the Lake City Ghetto.
The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.
Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.
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a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.
Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.
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