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a beautiful girl that brings out the best in anyone
Just an absolute beast in bed, Everyone enjoys her company because when you are in a bar she can pull any guy she wants. She is really good at sailing and she also has really strong game with guys.
“Whoa did you see her take that guy home?”
“Yeah, she is such a Lauren Hill”
Lauren who? Sorry I’ve only heard of Loren Gray , also known as a queen
Lauren who? Who is that bitch I’ve only heard of Loren
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The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass
Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done
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the gayest turtle you'll ever meet
teacher: lets learn about John Laurens
me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE
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The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl that you think of all the time and wish she was with you. The one that can put you either in the best mood of your life, or the worst mood you could even imagine. The one girl that you would do anything for, even if that means forgetting as best as you can, your love for her, even as hard and as much pain you'll be in after. The girl that you'll wait for, as long as your love isn't played with.
"Dude, why don't you ask her out?"
"She's Lauren K. A."
"And? She likes you"
"I can wait"
"no, you can't dude!"
"I'll do anything for her, so I will."
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A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.
It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.
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